• My Pickup Lines

    Are you looking for chemistry pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.


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    Just jump to the category that fits your needs the best and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.


    Please, let us know which one works for you the most in the comments section below this article.


    • If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    • You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
    • Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
    • Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
    • Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
    • Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
    • You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
    • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
    • Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
    • Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
    • Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
    • I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
    • I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
    • Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
    • Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
    • Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
    • I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
    • I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
    • I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
    • If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
    • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
    • You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
    • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
    • If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
    • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
    • I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
    • Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
    • Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
    • Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
    • Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
    • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
    • Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
    • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
    • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
    • We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
    • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
    • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
    • You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
    • I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
    • You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.